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Date:2005-07-29 10:52
Subject:things I've learned
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Mood: mellow

So in moving to San Diego I figured out a few things:

1. San Diego does not have a Fossil store. This means that all of the Fossil clothing that I have from working there at the Pioneer place mall is super original. And also I f***ing can rock it out!!!

2. the "Portland tan" (pastey white with a hing of "glow in the dark") is not easy to correct. In fact it's really hard. I do however, have a tan line on my feet!!!! From the one pair of thong sandles that I own. but to get a color other than burnt red is a task not to be taken lightly.

3. You can get lost here EXTREAMLY easily if you are a direction retard like myself. The streets in Portland are on a grid system where here they are not. Streets here come and go as they please changing names and dirctions on a whim. It's not easy, and you almost need to happen upon what you are looking for by devine intervention rather than superior driving and navigation skills.

4. and finally: Sleeping with your favorite porn star is not all it's cracked up to be. Let it be known, the accomplishment is duely noted, however, it leaves something to be desired. If given the chance again, I'll see what I can do to remedy the problem.

so yes people TALK TO ME!!!!! fuelstud21 on AIM ttyl


STEVEN

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Date:2004-10-28 23:40
Subject:I met Ariana Richards!!!!!!!
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Mood: excited

So no shit there I was...


I was at work tonight at Sylvia's Italian Restaurant in the dinner theatre...when one of the actresses that I have come to adore opens the door. She told us that the girl who played Lex (the little girl) in Jurassic Park was in the audience tonight. I asked her where she was sitting and she didn't know because aparently she was one of the actor's personal friends. I was a little sceptical. I mean really...why would she be here? She's a huge star that has been in through the workings of Hollywood. Nobody that's anybody comes to portland.

So the show finished up and I started to clean the theatre like normal. I had gotten about a quarter of the way through my cleaning process when the red headed actress (the one from before) was all like, "Hey sir!!!! THIS is the girl from Jurassic Park that I told you about!!!" I acted a bit surprised (I was very surprised that I was getting an actual indroduction to the famed Hollywood actress. She just kinda smiled at the red headed one for mentioning Jurassic Park. She went to shake my hand...and I went to shake hers...but then I realized that I had been touching a large amount of dirty dishes. I told her that my hands were dirty from work (yeah I'm a retard for saying that). But we talked for a short time and then, feeling like I might be taking over their conversation decided to exit and finish my work. They left and I finished work...yeah for bad story endings!!!!

So I have officially met the girl that plays Lex from Jurassic Park, Ariana Richards!!!

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Date:2004-10-22 12:01
Subject:is too cold...
Security:Public
Mood: cold

so no shit there I was...

OMG It's so f***ing cold in this basement!!!!

...that is all.

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Date:2004-10-18 14:24
Subject:and the non sexual time I have had lately
Security:Public
Mood: energetic

so no shit there I was...


I was getting up and I turned on the news. They were talking about the John Edwards rally that was going to be happening at the square downtown. So I got dressed and went down there...not really thinking I was going to get tickets to it. but lo and behold I got tickets and a good spot in line!! I got in and met a few of my friends there too. WE got really close up but towards the rear of where he was going to be...so we saw the back of him a lot...but he turned a few times towards us. That was awesome. Then, he went around the ring by the stage and shook hands with people. I got really close and when he got around to us...he shook my hand with one hand and jumped on the railing and was doing that thumbs-up thing that he does...while still holding my hand!!!! It was amazing. And just for you guys who were wondering...he does have a firm handshake, but it was cold and clamy...I don't think he likes the waether here!



...and that's what she said.

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Date:2004-10-18 14:18
Subject:the best time I have ever had
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Mood: thankful

So no shit there I was....


I had invited one of my friends and his friend over to my place to do various things... I leave it at that. Anyway we were there and I have to add that my friend is like the hottest of the hot. like (as karen would put it) the hottest hottie ever seen on the planet hot...oh did I mention we was hot?! so we're there and he looks over at me and basically jumps on me and we start making out. At this point I really don't care about being rude because he was so hot (did I mention that). Then about a minute later I feel my pants coming off!!! And I was still making out with my friend. THREESOME!!!!! *skips the good details* and it was the best time I have EVER had...in my entire life!!! It beats the birth of my self...but just by a little bit.



...And that's what she said

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Date:2004-10-11 16:09
Subject:note to self
Security:Public

no shit there I was...

DO NOT EVER WASH DRESS SHIRTS WITH A GREEN CRAYON!!!! IT EQUALS BAD TIMES AND GREEN POLKADOTS!!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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Date:2004-10-11 15:58
Subject:battle of the X's
Security:Public
Mood: giddy

So no shit there I was...

Ryan...the guy that aparently everyone wants to pummel started to talk to me a little bit the other day...that kinda made me happy because I thought that maybe he was regaining his wits and would come around. But here's the great part... Robb. Robb was my second boyfriend. I really liked him but he left for his ex back in the day. This was a couple of years ago. He has been going back and forth from Seattle and Portland trying to make things work with this one guy that he was dating. He;s coming back bruised from what he told me online. And on top of that, he wants to hang out with me again and was flirting with me and being sweet. And I am totally falling for it. My roommate would kill me for feeling this way, but he is dating a fat ugly man with lots of hair that I don't like so he can shove it. Anyway...I'm a smidge conflicted because I really like Robb...and am stoked that he is coming back...but I am afraid that if I get back together with Robb, I might ruin any chance of even being friends with Ryan.

Let the battle of the X's begin...

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Date:2004-10-08 11:16
Subject:the latest conversation with my ex Ryan
Security:Public
Mood: confused

so no shit there I was....

I signed onto Yahoo messanger and lo and behold my ex was online and had sent me a few messages responding to the one that I sent him asking to be freinds and all.






ryan: You know what, fuck you, I don't even want to be your friend. I'm not "toying" with anyones emotions. Your a freak and you don't know when to stop.. you can't love someone within 4 days of dating them, are you insane!? And I didn't break up with you because I'm interested in someone else, I broke up with you because you pissed me off that night, and your obsessed.. And FOR YOU.. Future reference, don't be so attached in your next relationship, apparently you haven't had much relationship history
steven leckie: one..how can you be late to a club...two...I HAD TO WORK...and if you had listened when I called you I told you I didn't get off of work till almost 11
steven leckie: and for the record...I didn't love you...I said I think I'm falling in love with you...there is a difference
ryan : you said you loved me
steven leckie: I wish that we could have talked about the things that were making you upset...I could have done things to change it
steven leckie: you siad you loved me too
ryan : no i didn't
steven leckie: in the theatre
ryan : I was joking
steven leckie: but we were both kinda joking around at the moment
steven leckie: at least I though
steven leckie: t
ryan : well.. its over and done with
steven leckie: so who are you seeing now? just out of curiousity
ryan : I'm not seeing anybody
steven leckie: so who did you like so much at the club that night?
ryan : why's it matter?
ryan : we're not dating, so.
steven leckie: I'm just wondering that's all
steven leckie: I'm not mad at you or him or anything like that
steven leckie: I guess I should have seen it all coming
steven leckie: honestly...I said some of the things to you because I thought you wanted and/or needed to hear them... I meant everything...but I wouldn't have said very much of it without thinking that you wanted to hear it
steven leckie: if you would have told me to tone it down I would have
ryan : anyways.. i need to go, i'm going to pick up my new car
steven leckie: ok
ryan : I just need to think about things before I make any decision
steven leckie: I know...please feel free to call and talk if you need to I'll be here
ryan : ok
ryan : bye
steven leckie: bye

what does that mean?

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Date:2004-10-03 14:28
Subject:Am I really the most dence person alive?
Security:Public
Mood: crushed

So no shit there I was...

Ryan and I were planning on going out dancing and then crashing at my place last night. We made these plans a few days ago. I found out that I had to work so I told him to call me and maybe he could pick me up from work or call and let me know that he was already down there. Well I didn't get a call at all...in fact I called him three or four times and left several voicemail asking him to call me and let me know what was going on. I finally got off of work at about 10:45pm adn was walking home when I decided I would call one last time. Low and behold he answered. He was downtown already and didn't seem overly thrilled to talk to me...whatever. I asked him what was with him not calling me. He told me that his phone died and he had to charge it. but everytime I called it rang for several times before going to the voicemail. So I sort of saw right through that story but didn't care too much as I was talking to him now. I asked if he still wanted me to come out dancing. I was extremely tired after work mind you. He said that I could come out if I wanted to. Not a definite answer. I got down to the club and saw Ryan and went to hug him and he pulled away and walked off...I saw him a few minutes later and started to talk to him and he did the same thing. I was confused and hurt. So now the question that I pose is: Am I really the most dence person alive? Honestly... was I that retarded that I didn't see this coming? I'm just confused and as some of you know...Steven doesn't do well when he's confused.

On a good note I ate brunch at Warner pacific college with a couple of friends under someone else's food account!!!

...and good times were had by all while the angels rejoiced

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Date:2004-10-02 13:22
Subject:who knew?
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Your Stripper Info by radioface
first name
age
Stripper Name:Billy Jean
Specialty:mastering those stilettos
Customers say:"Are you Jewish?"
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Date:2004-10-02 13:09
Subject:Wow it's been a long time since I got on here...
Security:Public
Mood: ditzy

Wow it's been a long time since I got on here...

So let me see what has been going on in my life lately? Oh yeah I got fired, yet again, from scout camp. This time it was my fault though. Aparently getting trashed onthe beach is "unacceptable behavior" at a boy scout camp. Who knew? I did..but forgot after the first drink. Meh I'm over it.

Let's see what else? Oh yeah I'm not single, pathetic, loser Steven anymore!!! I'm not single anymore!!! I started dating this guy named Ryan and the times are good and the angels rejoiced. He's coming over tonight after we go out and shake our booties hardcore. You won't be feeling Mt. St. Helens...it'll be our awesome booty shake. Seems like our milkshake brought all the boys to the yard. Damn right it's better than yours.

I moved out of Gresham about a month ago finally! wOOt. I'm now living in the Hollywood district in northeast Portland and working in an Italian resteraunt. It is so much fun. I'm loving it (cringes at the McDonalds plug). um...yeah...er...what else...I don't know A.D.D. is kicking in and my attention span is running thin. Talk to you all later.

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Date:2004-01-26 22:44
Subject:you want some flowers?
Security:Public
Mood: giddy

so no shit there I was... sitting at boxxes (a bar downtown) having myself a few (4-5) too many drinks, when in walks the guy that I wold start to like more and more as the night progressed. His name is ben and he was in the same unit of marine reserves that I was.....freaking amazing. So we get to chatting, and the we get to chatting some more, but this time with our lips stuck together. oh baby...and he was a good talker, let me just tell you. So anyway, we moved on to the silverado (the really slutty strip bar up the street) and had another drink and he bought me this flower from the creepy guy that no one wants to talk to. He comes up and is all like "you want some flowers" in that creepy spanish/child molester voice. So while my back is turned he buys me one. aww...how sweet. Then I get sloppy drunk and he takes me to his house and gets me ready for bed and then we cuddle up and sleep. He didn't take advantage of me...isn't that sweet, or is it....





ps...happy birthday davy

pps mine's coming up very soon too!!!!

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Date:2004-01-21 01:50
Subject:two drag queens, a freak and a dance club
Security:Public
Mood: disappointed

as meghan so uneventfully put it...sunday's are NOT the night to go dancing. Unless of course you like dancing by yourself. And on top of that (oh yes there is an "on top of that" part) there were some freaky people there that night.

so, no shit there I was, walking into the Escape ( you know the club formally known as klub Z) with Meghan, my newly formed lesbian gal pal, when I noticed that something wasn't right. There was no one there. Like at all...seriously here guys, no one. Actually there was a few people there. There was this one bigger girl wearing all black dress and she had this red cloth hanging from her hair. It was like a reformed arab wench. and you can't forget the skinny ass geek that was there with her, but he didn't dance. Then there came the REAL freaks. There was this guy with a muscle shirt, ripped of course, and a full length pink skrit. Not a fabulous one, but one your old toothless granny would wear. Tragic really. And he was sporting the goatee. (is it me or does everyone who has a goatee look like they are growing a vigina on their face...just an observation) He was carrying around this round black case of some sort. Meghan said it looked like a bomb, I though he kept his latest victims severed head in it. I'm not kidding when I say psycho.

So with all of these very "interesting and unique" people around us we started to dance. I really don't like the DJ on sundays there, He plays bad music and doesn't care. after a while the entire chinese mob comes in. There were like 30 of them at least and they basically took over the club. Everywhere there was these people. Now I don't have a problem with them...it was just really odd to me that they would come at midnight, just to dance for an hour. I was a bit scared.

long story short (too late) we made it home alright...and we learned a valuble lesson. Sunday's or chinese matfia, or bad DJ's aren't the problem here. The REAL problem was that I wasn't drinking!!!!

PS. my birthday's on the 5th!!!! i'll be the big 22!!!! yeah for me. I'm getting all sorts of messed up that night =)

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Date:2004-01-21 01:42
Subject:ooh
Security:Public

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:June 18, 2029
Number attending your funeral?20
How much will you leave to friends and family?$4,395,636
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Date:2004-01-07 17:25
Subject:so here we go
Security:Public
Mood: amused

you know what the funniest thing is though...it's watching people with "4-wheel drive" SUVs get stuck in the parking lot of my apartments. God it's funny. I watched a guy spin his tires for ten minutes, then proceed toward the exit by moving the car completely sideways and sliding down the driveway. GOOD TIMES!!!! Not only do I have the most unquenchable cabin fever ever, I have learned that My mother, sister and almost four year old niece will be staying with me for an extended amount of time. Sad times is what some of you might think. Others might feel sorry for me. And others yet may not know who we are dealing with. Have you ever MET my mother, sister and niece? HAVE YOU!? For those of you who have, I appologize for the tone, but for those of you who have not met them, I'll enlighten you. They are the best cooks I know, excluding myself of course (garlic DOES fix everything). They are loving and caring, unlike the heathens that I was extracted from years and years ago. Evil people they were...but that's another live journal entry. I am honored that they were willing to come and stay with me for a while. It's only fair since they took me in and all. I love them. Except Karen....she's an asshat! love you asshat



...ps......shelly broke her rectum =P

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Date:2003-12-12 19:01
Subject:my trip to salem
Security:Public
Mood: ecstatic

so no shit, there I was. I was sitting at my house thinking about how much i needed employment, one because i needed money and two because i was bored completely out of my mind. Everyone who knows em should know by now that steven and boredom are a lethal combonation. Then, out of the blue Matt IMs me. And he's like:

"hey"

and i'm like "hey there"

then he says, "so are you coming down to see my show?"

and I said that I didn't have a ride down there but really wanted to. So I decided that I was going to brave northwest downtown portland in the dark, alone, to go get tickets on the amtrak. Guess what, Amtrak closes at 9pm, and by the time i made it down there, it was almost 11pm. Shit. so I turned around and came home. The next day though, I didn't the same thing, but in the daylight. You know that downtown portland is a lot less scary in the light? Who knew? So anyway, I got my tickets from greyhound because there was a train wreck in south salem and I wasn't sure if I would be able to make it down there. So my adventure to Willamatte University began Thursday, December 11, 2003 at 3pm. I got here at about 430pm. I decided not to tell matt exactly what time I ws going to be here so that I could surprise him with a flower that I didn't have time to buy in Portland. So I asked some random guy to point me in the right direction to a florist. He told me to go to Court street and I would find one. Mind you...this is the first time I have been to Salem, I had no idea where anything was. So I asked him where that was. He gave me some rather vague directions and I was off to find a flower shop on a street that in my mind didn't exist. Needless to say, I rean into it by accident, but not before about 30 mintues of wandering the city, which at that point was "downtown". It looked like everything else to me, but whatever. I bought Matt a long stem pink rose there. Then, baring my gift, I set out to what I believed was the dirrection to Willamatte University. But I was lost. Soo I called Matt and told him that I went the wrong way on one street and got lost and that he needed to point me in the right direction. We finally met under the five tall trees that stand on Willamatte's campus, and looing up into it, it looked like a star.

Long stary short...I saw his show at 7pm...it was awesome. It was more than awesome, it was magnificant! then right after that, he ran over to his chamber choir performance and sang the first two songs, then jetted back to his final performance at 9pm. LEt me just say that, Matt is one of the most talented adn beautiful individuals that I have and probobly will ever meet. After the final show, there was the strike party. I helped everyone take down the set and clean up the stage. That was a lot of fun...and right after that I asked him to be my boyfriend, and he agreed!!!!! Yeah for me...I am the luckiest guy alive right now.

Anyway times are good and I'm planning on having a party tonight so times could get even better !!!!!! have fun ya'll

steven

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Date:2003-11-17 13:12
Subject:my fucked up EX co-workers
Security:Public
Mood: pissed off

So no shit, there I was approaching albertsons after going to school at the ungodly hour of 10am, all because I got a message on my voice mail from Jamie, my store director. Let's back up 6 days. I was put on suspension from Albertsons, when they reallized that I gave four kids slushees for helping me take out the garbage. Now how fucked up is that!? He said that it was infringing on labor laws and child labor laws and working off the clock and a bunch of smoke he was obviously blowing up my ass. So that was Saturday. Now it is friday...i go in thinking I might just get my job back. The message was one that sounded optimistic and that he wanted to have a meeting with me that day. So I walk in and we have our "meeting". I call it more of a beating of charcter and esteem. So there I was being fired from albertsons...how pathetic. Anyway, I had nothing against anyone i worked directly with cause I though it was completely out of their control. I was texting and trying to call Amy to get her to devulge enough information to help me make a decision to quit or what. She refused to give any such info. Moving on, it is now Monday and I saw one of my seregate mothers, Pam, The fuel center mother. She spilled her guts to me. She told me that when Brent told Amy what happened she went and reviewed the tapes. (I have nothing against you Brent, unless you were an active part in the "fucking Steven out of a job project"...if so I'll kill you lol). Jamie somewhere in there found out and seeing as he hasn't liked me since he found out that Tom and I were dating. He doesn't like gay people...i'm almost sure of it. So soon there after he forced galen to make a statement about all the little things that I (and every one else there) did. It was things like showing up a couple minutes late, and drinking the fountain drink for free, and coming in hungover...these are things that we all do on an everyday basis. So my final conclusion is that i was forced out of employment becasue Jamie didn't like me, and he found a reason that he could do it. I am so pissed right now. But have a nice day anyway

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Date:2003-11-06 20:03
Subject:kip moves in
Security:Public
Mood: ecstatic

well then isn't this great. I now have kip living with me. Don't get me wrong, Kip's awesome, and I'm glad he's here, but that means i have to share a room. Major bummer. That means I have to cut back on my late-night rendezvous with random people. "cut back" being the key term here. There is a wonderful thing called a locking door!!! This may prove to be an effective tool against the unwanted exposure of the many (yeah right) escapades. There always is a silver lining to every situation. This one happens to be in the finance department. I'm now only paying $175 for rent!!!! That's over a hundred dollars off. So what will I do with this new found wealth you might ask? Well...to be honest, I'm getting back to my roots. I went shopping! I had to let the inner fagot out and run free, he's been trapped for too long inside this penny-pinching college student. Among the purchases were 6 shot glasses....I suspect those will have to be broken in soon. Any one free on saturday?

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Date:2003-10-26 00:39
Subject:lookie at this...don't you want me?
Security:Public

Aphrodite
Aphrodite/Eros


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Date:2003-10-25 23:48
Subject:my holloween party
Security:Public
Mood: groggy

so last night was my officail holloween party and OH MY GOD!!!!! Can we say crazy!? I had about 30 or so people here last night from school, work, and other people I know. Add these people to all the people that my roomie brought, and you have a party!!! Now I had the equivelant of 10 or 11 shots of alcohol so I was pretty tatered. I made use of our ever-famous "make out room" for about 30 minutes. I had one co-worker make out with another person of the same sex (scandalous). And there is a rumor of a boys gone wild video out and about. The make out room held numorous sexual experiences. Sex was had in my roomie's room...then he found out and joined in. the boyfriend of someone I know aparently took part in a largest penis contest. Beer cans are srewn areound the apartment. My room wreaksof cigarette smoke. Fabrese only works so much you know. It was a costume party and my costume was a redneck....i had excellant "sleavage"!!! Our party was the talk of the town on gay.com this morning...a lot of people were envious of our party!!! Good times

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